uox faz –
if you're wondering what that means, it's the result of Gizmo padding
across my keyboard on his way to the kitchen to demand, require, insist
on being fed. Ever since he spent a week in the cattery during our
recebt Cornwall holiday he's been acting like a spoilt feline, alternating between
sychophantic purring and feed me now caterwauling. So I suppose "uox
faz" might be feline-speak for "ban sabbaticals and or holidays".
“Uox Faz” –
Feline Haiku for Humans Slow
on the Uptake
Walk circumspectly
across the keyboard, touching
just the right keys.
…….
Ban sabbaticals!
when feeders and cuddlers
just
abandon their cat!
…….
"uox faz!" also means,
in feline complaint language,
"Please Stop Stravaigin!”
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