Ouch! Remember Lot’s Wife?

Lot's wife. She looked back didn't she? The sensible way to move forward is to face the front. Yes?

Walking to the car park at Braehead I heard a horn blast and a screech of tyres. I turned round to see what was happening. Like Lot's wife, I looked back. But I kept walking at a brisk pace. Since nothing happened I turned round to face forward. My timing has always been good. Whether it's hitting a dead ball, volleying a high ball, or heading a ball providing I could reach it, the important thing to generate force is to co-ordinate the speed of the projectile and the co-ordinated speed of body and head or foot at the point of impact.

My timing is still good. As I turned round, still walking briskly, the side of my face connected with alarmingly good timing with a large cold, hard, shiny steel lightpost!

##@@**@@##!

My eyebrow, my cheekbone and my jawbone, propelled by my body speed and given added impetus by my head turning to the front, all made a precise and simultaneous connection with the post.

Result? A cut eyebrow that will almost certainly be a black eye in time for sympathetic pastoral comment on Sunday, a bruised cheekbone and a tender jawbone. Oh, and a badly bruised ego

Comments

8 responses to “Ouch! Remember Lot’s Wife?”

  1. Glen avatar

    Still, it’s better than being turned to salt eh?

  2. Glen avatar

    Still, it’s better than being turned to salt eh?

  3. Jim Gordon avatar

    Now Glen – is that sympathetic pastoral comment? In any case her being turned to a pillar of salt was consequential – while her looking back was the essential prerequisite to her saltification. Great the subjective rationalising and methodological presuppositions that can make for conveniently desired hermeneutical conclusions, eh? Not like me! Must have been the bump on ma heid! 🙂

  4. Jim Gordon avatar

    Now Glen – is that sympathetic pastoral comment? In any case her being turned to a pillar of salt was consequential – while her looking back was the essential prerequisite to her saltification. Great the subjective rationalising and methodological presuppositions that can make for conveniently desired hermeneutical conclusions, eh? Not like me! Must have been the bump on ma heid! 🙂

  5. angela almond avatar

    One of my tutors at College alleged that he had marked an RE Exam which included this…
    Q; describe Lots Wife
    A; she was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night

  6. angela almond avatar

    One of my tutors at College alleged that he had marked an RE Exam which included this…
    Q; describe Lots Wife
    A; she was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night

  7. lynn avatar

    ouch Jim, I hope you are feeling OK.
    And I can’t believe that you really might have ####@@@@** ‘d.
    Surely not .. 🙂

  8. lynn avatar

    ouch Jim, I hope you are feeling OK.
    And I can’t believe that you really might have ####@@@@** ‘d.
    Surely not .. 🙂

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