Would you like coleslaw with that sir?

Smile3t Just been out doing the messages. (Shopping to the uninitiated)

Someone's carrier back had burst and some groceries littered the road.

Car in front of me runs over a large tub of coleslaw.

Big audi coming the other way is now beautifully garnished on the driver's door!

Don't want to be lacking in Christian empathy, but glad it wasn't mine.

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12 responses to “Would you like coleslaw with that sir?”

  1. Catriona avatar
    Catriona

    Was it ASDA coleslaw or Sainsbury’s though?!

  2. Catriona avatar
    Catriona

    Was it ASDA coleslaw or Sainsbury’s though?!

  3. Jim Gordon avatar

    Tesco’s I’m afraid. Don’t think it would make any difference to the audi driver, though the socio-economic compatibility test might suggest he would prefer Sainsbury’s.

  4. Jim Gordon avatar

    Tesco’s I’m afraid. Don’t think it would make any difference to the audi driver, though the socio-economic compatibility test might suggest he would prefer Sainsbury’s.

  5. Graeme Clark avatar
    Graeme Clark

    Good that God gives us something to smile about even at Tesco!!!

  6. Graeme Clark avatar
    Graeme Clark

    Good that God gives us something to smile about even at Tesco!!!

  7. simon jones avatar

    But why do you refer to shopping as ‘doing the messages’? I’ve always been intrigued by this bits of Scottish terminology.

  8. simon jones avatar

    But why do you refer to shopping as ‘doing the messages’? I’ve always been intrigued by this bits of Scottish terminology.

  9. Jim Gordon avatar

    Written “Messages” were sent to the various vendors as orders – butcher, baker, dairy, etc – and then someone went to collect the messages. Think the Big House stocking up, and then the servant who goes to collect the “messages”. A bit like our family set up really. :)) Glad it wasn’t my coleslaw though….or my car.

  10. Jim Gordon avatar

    Written “Messages” were sent to the various vendors as orders – butcher, baker, dairy, etc – and then someone went to collect the messages. Think the Big House stocking up, and then the servant who goes to collect the “messages”. A bit like our family set up really. :)) Glad it wasn’t my coleslaw though….or my car.

  11. Craig Gardiner avatar

    It was ‘messages’ where i grew up as well (North of Ireland)

  12. Craig Gardiner avatar

    It was ‘messages’ where i grew up as well (North of Ireland)

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