White van man and woman are one of the easy targets for derision, criticism and general opprobrium.
They drive selfishly, assume a sovereign claim on highway territory, behave like gladiators wielding a weapon, and have made an art form of the tailgate intimidatory tactic.
This morning white van man was in front of me.
He braked suddenly and hard, and a squirrel went scampering safely across his absolute right of way.
As the squirrel settled on the garden wall and looked askance at white van man, the driver window opened, a hand appeared, and that squirrel got a finger wagging telling off that would have done credit to a teacher instilling some health and safety consciousness into a jay walking student!
I like white van man.
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