Category: Stuff and nonsense

  • Snow big deal

    Yesterday my son returned after over a year on Thailand where the temperature was never below 15 C. He flew into Heathrow to what is now rotuinely caused travelling CHAOS. There’s an excuse for him complaining of the cold, and weary after a trip via Cairo, just wanting to get home.

    12snowbricksinsnow_2 But two or three inches of snow seems to be a national crisis that threatens to close and disrupt airports, compromise rail lines, render roads so risky drivers are told to journey only if absolutely necessary. What happens in countries where snow is the norm in winter? Why does non-extreme weather for a temperate region cause such CHAOS in parts of Britain? It isn’t as if our traffic system is so finely tuned, so hyper-efficient, that travellers are totally traumatised by delays and timetable anomalies. Or is snow so rare that it isn’t worth tying up money and resources being prepared for it, with sufficient road salt, runway clearing equipment, experienced staff?

    Don’t know. I’m just bemused by the headline grabbing importance of a snowfall. Some of my most joyful childhood memories were of feet of snow in Ayrshire and central Lanarkshire, the kind that makes it hard to walk out the door without a spade. When I was 10, four feet of snow was way over my head. Snow is one form of creation’s poetry. The fragile beauty, infinite diversity, iced diamond delicacy of each snowflake, the cumulative purity of fresh-fallen snow, the way snowfall softens hard edges, fills in and covers, till the landscape is made more gentle. Here’s one of my favourite snow poems by Jared Carter, from here: http://jaredcarter.com/poems/12/

    Snow

    At every hand there are moments we
    cannot quite grasp or understand.  Free

    to decide, to interpret, we watch rain
    streaking down the window, the drain

    emptying, leaves blown by a cold wind.
    At least we sense a continuity in

    such falling away.  But not with snow.
    It is forgetfulness, what does not know,

    has nothing to remember in the first place.
    Its purpose is to cover, to leave no trace

    of anything.  Whatever was there before—
    the worn broom leaned against the door

    and almost buried now, the pile of brick,
    the bushel basket filling up with thick,

    gathering whiteness, half sunk in a drift—
    all these things are lost in the slow sift

    of the snow’s falling.  Now someone asks
    if you can remember—such a simple task—

    the time before you were born.  Of course
    you cannot, nor can I.  Snow is the horse

    that would never dream of running away,
    that plods on, pulling the empty sleigh

    while the tracks behind it fill, and soon
    everything is smooth again.  No moon,

    no stars, to guide your way.  No light.
    Climb up, get in.  Be drawn into the night.

  • haute cuisine = hot food

    Having just had a routine cholesterol check I thought I’d pen a panegyric in praise of porridge. Forget tasteless glutinous gunge – people queue for this stuff at Mash (haute cuisine establishment!) in London!

    The medical benefits are universally recognised. Here’s a quote:

    "Soluble fibre which is found in fruit, vegetables, peas, beans and of course, oats, helps reduce blood cholesterol. It’s a complex process but, put simply, think of rolled oats as tiny sponges in your body that soak up cholesterol".

    Well it must be good if Nelson Mandela, Bill Gates, Jane Fonda and Tim Henman (oh, and Wallace and Gromit) are celebrity consumers.

    Englishteastore_1935_18263349 Roald Amundsen even took it to the South Pole – I wonder if Scott did – would be a good advert for Scott’s Porridge Oats.(Picture on left illustrates the export version – American spelling! Picture also shows shot putt being thrown over cliff?!)

    Anyway – Sheila and I have porridge at least a couple of times a week. Apart from all the above pluses, it’s supposed to release seritonin, which helps you feel less depressed by the long dark, wet, windy, dreich West of Scotland winters. But making porridge has a down side – Who cleans the pot afterwards? Because when a porridge pot cools it develops a thick gelatinous coating which, when it comes to washing the pot…….yeuk!

    Scouring out the porridge pot,
    Round and round and round.

    Out with all the scraith and scoopery,
    Lift the eely ooly droopery,
    Chase the glubbery slubbery gloopery ,
    Round and round and round.

    Out with all the doleful dithery,
    Ladle out the slimey slithery,
    Hunt and catch the hithery thithery ,
    Round and round and round.

    Out with all the ubbly gubbly,
    On the stove it burns so bubbly,
    Use a spoon and use it doubly,
    Round and round and round.

    For a fact sheet on the dietary benefits of porridge, Scotland’s contribution to health food, see http://www.flahavans.com/home/facts.htm

  • Tax collectors and sinners

    Inlandrev_1 In the NT tax collectors and sinners were more or less the same category – outsiders who had no place amongst the pious. That was before self-assessment, January 31 deadlines, advertising campaigns by Inland Revenue about the likely judgement to fall on those late with their tax return. There is this large slowly pouring hour-glass, with a wee taxpayer getting dangerously near the core that will suck him down into fiscal oblivion. Nowadays it seems the tax collectors are no longer in solidarity with the sinners; they are authorised to decide who the sinners are, and to exact penalties that echo the ominous phrase of not getting out till we pay the last penny.

    I have no problem at all about being a tax-payer. Many of the best things in our community, our culture, our country, are possible because we contribute some of what we have to make sure everyone gets something of what they need. While taxes are often the instruments of injustice – used properly they can also be effective ways of restoring justice. Health care for all at the point of need, inclusive non discriminatory opportunities for education, social security as a humane system still retaining the ethos of compassionate help for the vulnerable, offering service and support to sustain dignity and purpose in life.

    So it’s not the principle, it’s the process – I just hate the figures, the calculations, reducing a year’s work to time consuming feats of amateur book balancing.