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  • The Holiday 3.

    Remains The Sunday in the middle of our holiday we were in Verona, and it was 35 degrees. It’s hard to do the enthusiastic tourist bit in 95 degrees F, when you’ve left a Scottish July floundering in temperatures struggling to better 60 degrees F. But we did our best and we did quite well – saw the cathedral, did the amphitheatre which felt like a brick kiln as thousands of tons of marble acted like storage heaters on full power;

    1448163piazza_dei_signori_piazza_da saw the statue of Dante the great medieval Italian poet, and the balcony where Romeo apparently invented romance while asking Juliet out.

    Lurisia_01b But one of the sights every bit as worth seeing took place under the shades of a street restaurant. As we guzzled a couple of litres of sparkling mineral water, under the shades, an elderly woman made her way along the pavement, clearly struggling and near exhausted. The woman who had tended our table went quickly into the restaurant came out with a bottle of water, and we watched (rude I know) as she downed half of it in one long guzzle, and grinned with the kind of joyful wonder usually associated with the beatific vision.

    Stk78752cor The day before our holiday ended we went to a wee family patisserie down the back streets. It was just as hot, and we had come for coffee and a not modestly sized portion of Italian cake – in my case three layered Tiramasu, while Sheila claimed a wedge of light rich lemon cheesecake. Well we sat down gratefully at the table, and the elderly proprietor came forward with a hose gushing water, signalled for us to lift our feet, and he hosed down the flagstones till they were cool – actually he did our feet as well! Then he brough over our orders and we sat in refreshing bliss, eating our cake,entirely oblivious of the existence of calories. The whole experience was a beautiful performance of hospitality to Scottish guests.

    Don’t know how much water we bought over ten days – at least a litre each in addition to other drinking water at wells and street taps. Water costs on average 2 Euro per litre, 4 at the table – so we reckon we spent £75+ on water. That isn’t a complaint – it’s a sign of how important water is. That’s probably why Jesus chose to emphasise the importance of the cup of cold water – a life restoring, life enhancing act of hospitality. An elderly shopper treated as a guest by a waitress – two Scottish Baptists hosed down by an Italian baker – parables, reminders, of how those little acts of love and care transform the world by celebrating and consolidating neighbourliness.

    And in the country of Dante, they were small indications of ‘that Love which moves the sun, and the other stars’.

  • Double entendre – ‘novel’ as newness and as story

    Some novels have the power to change the way we look at the world. And when that happens, if it is to have any moral purchase, something also changes in us. A good novel undermines our assumptions about what is important, how we see ourselves or think of others, calls in question the value and significance we give, or fail to invest, in the key relationships in our lives. I have read novels that have clattered noisily into my inner living room, rearranging the furniture that up to now I’ve put up with, switching off the telly, kicking away whatever I happen to have my feet up on, hoovering the carpet and changing the colour scheme. In other words a novel can upset the routine, change the perspective, help us to see what needs changing, and helps us to make the effort.

    You see, I like the double meaning of ‘novel’ – story, and newness – not novel as in trivial playing around with things for the novelty of it, but novel in the sense of fresh perspective, perceived possibility, hopeful vision. The list of such novels for me is quite short – I mention only one – but I’d be very interested if others have a central canon of novels which have done for you, what I’ve tried to explain above.

    218rv40hgdl__aa180_ Chaim Potok, My Name is Asher Lev.

    This story about an artistically gifted Jewish boy, growing up in Brooklyn in a community deeply hostile to artistic activity as image making, is a moving exploration of what it means to be an authentic human being, true to who you are, but alert to how who we are is entangled in our deepest relationships. And what happens if who we are (Asher Lev, the artist) collides with who we are in our relationships( the Jewish boy living between his religious tradition, his family and his gift). The novel is a masterpiece of compassionate, imaginative storytelling, sympathetic to the hurt and bewilderment of a people whose tradition is rooted in holy words rather than holy images, but sympathetic too to the hurt and rejection of the young artist whose gift captures unforgettably that ambivalence.

    The scene near the end, of the artist’s mother standing at the apartment window, her arms stretched across the lintels as she looks down on her son in the street, and her son looking up seeing his Jewish mother standing in the shape of a cross, is one of the most unforgettable pieces of storytelling I have ever read. So Asher paints that image of his mother in a painting called ‘Brooklyn Crucifixion’, to the consternation and anger of those who love him. I still read it with tears of recognition – that there are times when to be true to ourselves we have to crucify the hopes and expectations of others, and even ourselves. Never thoughtlessly, arrogantly or selfishly – but as an act of self donation to the One whose gift is life, and whose gifts give life such a terrifyingly beautiful, costly and ultimately redemptive trajectory – which is our story. For the artist, the portrayal of his mother in the shape of a cross, offends, scandalises, alienates, those closest to him – yet the painting was the artist’s recognition, and articulation, of the crucifying tensions of love entangled and agonised, but persistent, faithful and refusing to become hard and unreachable.

    The mother love of God has never, for me, been more poignantly, or convincingly, portrayed. Read for the first time twenty odd years ago, the book conveys still, a vision of God’s love as both anguished faithfulness and costly joy, revealed in crucifixion and life giving resurrection.

  • The Holiday 2. Diary of an ice cream journey……

    58969428kfhwrd_th Not everything about someone else’s holiday is interesting. But I did say (warn) in the pre-holiday post that I was looking forward to Italian ice cream. Here is the ice-cream diary for the holiday. All but one of them, single scoop – good sized scoops though! Consider and drool – the funny thing is, I hardly ever eat ice cream except on holiday. But as you see, tend to make up some of the deficit on an annual basis!! The one I didn’t have the guts to try (that may be more a physiological rather than metaphorical expression), was gorgonzola cheese – couldn’t quite persuade myself to forego the definite enjoyment of the other options, for the risky thrill of strong cheesy ice cream.

    July 11 Nottella – hazelnuts ‘n stuff

    July 12 Cocolat piquant – chilli and Chocolate

    July 13 Creme Catalone – cherry and crystallised toffee

    July 14 Vanilla

    July 15 Pistachio

    July 16 Malaga – Rum and raisins

    July 17  Africana – Chocolate, morello cherries and dark flaked chocolate lumps!

    July 18 Double vanilla – well it was 95 degrees!

    July 19  Stratiatella – dark chocolate flakes

    July 20 Snickers – peanuts and toffee.

    July 21Bounty – coconut and chocolate

  • The Holiday 1. Other people’s holiday photos

    Not sure what’s happened on my blog – I am seeing a blank space where my previous posts should be. Don’t know if this should happen or is easily fixed. Experienced bloggers out there who know typepad – is this a simple glitch or have I done something wrong?

    Just returned late last night from our holiday at Lake Garda. A detailed itinerary of places visited, people met, photos of places you haven’t been and people you haven’t met, you don’t need. Nor do you want to know the Kafkaesque pantomime of trying to board a plane at Verona airport when there is only one departure lounge with space for 300 people, which is already filled with 500 people waiting for long-delayed flights (to Dublin and Heathrow), and in the meantime three otherflights with hundreds of other people are pushed through security to stand in a corridor for over an hour, with no information, no water, no air conditioning working, and outside temperatures of 35 degrees. And you don’t need to know the inner dialogues and imaginary conversations I was having with the airport security, the airport manager, Ingham’s, the Italian Government – it is hard to live wittily surrounded by anxious sweaty returning holidaymakers, squeezed tighter than sardines into a place where you can’t go back or forward, and listening to increasingly strident complaints answered by decreasingly interested airport staff with shoulder shrugs and firm instructions to stay where we are. No you don’t need to know any of this – but it helps to talk, the catharsis of a typepad and the sympathy of friends!

    All of which said, good holiday, and now back to see what all needs to be done to rebuild life in the real world. The first thing to notice is the sheer misery of people down south coping with flooded homes and inundated communities. Makes a difficult couple of hours in an airport a trivial matter of inconvenience and post holiday debility syndrome, and resolved albeit in a festival of disorganisation and non-communication. Watching the late news of folk in danger from floodwater, and their homes under feet if not metres of water, my heart went out to them, and I will pray for them in church today.

  • Holiday time –

    50501_wallpaper280 As of very early morning we are en route to Lake Garda to the historic beautiful Malcesine. The photo says it all. Our usual walking holiday, full of vigorous, high altitude, muesli-fortified, walking boot equipped, tyrolean hiking, this year gives way to the more sedate, leisurely lakeside walks and sails to and fro across the lake – ice cream, pizza, medieval castles, sunshine, shorts, ice cream, pizza, coffee shops, cable cars, open-decked ferries, sun cream, ice cream….and did I mention pizza???

    Blogging suspended till I return to the real world – whatever else a holiday is it’s an alternative world….of ice cream, pizza……Aye. OK. I’ll stop talking about it. (Wonder what flavours, though…..and extra toppings…???)

    We intend to include as many of the synonyms below as we can – and to prove the definition true.

    Holiday definition: leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure.

    Synonyms:  anniversary, break, celebration, feast, festival, festivity, fete, fiesta, gala, gone fishing, holy day, jubilee, layoff, leave, liberty, long weekend, recess, red-letter day, saint’s day, vacation
  • Tacometers for donkeys but what about people?

    The installation of tacometers in long distance lorries, limiting the hours a vehicle can be driven, reduced serious accidents through driver fatigue. Just heard on the radio that horses and donkeys on Blackpool beach have been fitted with micro-chips so they can be easily identified and tabs kept on them to make sure they are not overworked. The horses draw landau carriages, and the donkey rides are a popular holiday institution. Micro-technology to regulate the working hours of horses – didn’t have those in Black Beauty’s day. You can get more details here.

    Donkey_2 There’s something vaguely biblical in a creation stewardship kind of way, about that story. (Excuse me, but the ox and ass were to enjoy the Sabbath just as much as humans, according to the 4th commandment!) Made me wonder about the working conditions and working hours of millions of children and women in the developing world, and in the burgeoning economies of China, India and elsewhere. Microchips to ensure people aren’t overworked…. hmm. Not going to happen, but somehow or other that’s another scandal needing fixed.

  • Why worship leaders should read Karl Barth

    Lord we just pray that you’ll just undertake to move the hearts, Lord, of those who just open their mouths to pray Lord, without taking time just to think Lord, of what it sounds like, Lord. Lord it’s just so hard to be part of a congregation being led in prayer by someone Lord, who just doesn’t understand how difficult it is to really worship you when the one supposed to be leading our prayers just doesn’t know where the prayer is going, Lord. Lord we pray that you’ll just…………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    396274 Caricatures are seldom fair. But they are seldom completely untrue. I was reminded of some of the more forgettable prayers offered up front in worship when reading a wee bit of Karl Barth on public prayer as the prayer of the Church. Talking of the extemporary prayers of ‘officiating ministers’ Barth barely hides his scorn for the unprepared verbiage that passed in his day (and now in ours) for ‘leading in prayer’:

    ‘In many of the Free churches the extemporary prayer of the officiating minister is substituted for the prescribed form. But there is not much advantage  in this if it is understood as a personal expectoration of the thought of the moment. For, exceptions apart, it is hard to see how even a serious minister can claim the right and competence to expect the congregation to accept his momentary(!) prayer-thoughts as though they rested on divine inspiration…..

    Perhaps the solution is for the minister to make ‘extemporary’ prayer no less an object of serious and careful preparation than the proclamation of the Word of God, and both with the same regard to the congregation, to its historical connexion with the earlier Church and to its need for a certain stability of form. The minister’s task – a real task which must on no account be left to momentary inspiration, would then consist in leading the congregation afresh each Sunday in relation to each sermon and situation, in the one age-long prayer.

    There is need that the question…should be discovered and taken up by congregations no less than ministers as a burning question which it is not merely a matter of taste and judgement but of life and death. In prayer even less than in other things…[the Church] should not be asleep but awake.’

    Church Dogmatics, III.4, 114-5.

  • What is truth? the title of Alastair Campbell’s Diaries?

    51b2b94y6kll__aa240_ Today is the publication date for The Blair Years: Alastair Campbell’s Diaries. Yesterday I watched said Alastair Campbell on the Sunday AM Programme. Andrew Marr who usually doesn’t flinch the hard question didn’t ask it. The hard question is this:

    If you have made a career out of public relations, spin doctoring, and shaping truth to attract public approval or deflect public criticism, why should we take at face value your edited diaries?

    It’s hard to be both brilliant at obscuring, doctoring, editing, cosmetically face-lifting the truth, and at the same time claim to be convincing and compellingly reliable as a witness. So how far will the Campbell Diaries be airbrushed autobiography, how far edited personal journal, and how far political theatre?

    If Alastair Campbell’s role for a decade was to mould public perception and political reactions by controlling and editing information, and the public are now alerted to the techniques and tricks of media manipulations, one price a spin doctor pays is the skepticism and even cyncism of the public directed at said spin doctor’s own account of things.

    Which is the least of our worries – because the higher price is the loss of confidence in the politcal process, the cynicism about motivation in public office, and the apathy and complacency of a country heartily sick of being played as passive dupes. The so called fight on behalf of democracy ( a concept being promoted in the current alarm about security) may well have to focus on that democracy’s own wounded morale and weakened moral authority.

    Trust. Confidence. Integrity. Truth.What the Old Testament might call Righteousness and Justice. If these are lacking what nation can flourish? Wonder if any of these abstract nouns, which describe the moral fibre of a people, appear in the index of Alastair’s Diaries?

    41h45mx252l__aa240_ I’m currently reading the new biography of William Wilberforce, a principled politician who declined high ministerial office, and whose motivation was refreshingly transparent. Maybe it isn’t possible in today’s media governed culture, to retain power and principle, or to persuade an increasingly cynical public that the exercise of power is compatible with….trust, confidence, integrity, truth, righteousness and justice. In which case maybe we do indeed get the leaders we deserve.

  • Environmentally friendly carbon footprints?

    Live Earth Haiku

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    Live Earth rock concerts,

    Megawatt powered protest,

    Helps global warming?

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    Celebrity stars,

    When not performing for Al,

    Stamp carbon footprints.

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    Rivers of water

    From Greenland’s melting mountains,

    Make sea-levels rise.

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    The earth is the Lord’s,

    His gift to human stewards,

    Appointed to care.

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    Divine Creation,

    Fertile, fecund friendly, place,

    For humanity.

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    Save the earth, O Lord,

    Renew, replenish, restore,

    Lost Eden’s beauty.

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    The whole earth awaits

    The final coming of God,

    Greatest Gig of all!

  • Still no big flat mushrooms

    Smile3t The local Somerfield has a loose leaf folder for customer comments.

    Comments range from the valid to the unreasonable and back again via the silly. Yesterday’s offerings include:

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    • Still no big flat mushrooms!
    • Why do people leave receipts in the baskets?
    • Couldn’t find any magnums. (Think this might be the ice lolly kind, not the champagne kind – it’s Somerfields remember.)
    • In the shop today at 2.15. Libby is always helpful and very well mannered. (Well done Libby- and good to have the occasional piece of encouragement for folk who keep this shop going – a lot of the older folk in the area would miss it).

    Made me wonder about our whole culture of ‘feedback’. Is this a licence to complain, an excuse for a narkfest, or a good way of helping folk improve what they do? 75% of one day’s customer comments were negative. Bet Libby likes the idea though – and I hope her manager picks up the comment and affirms her customer service skills. And yes, I think being pleasant and helpful and well mannered is a skill. If only the person who couldn’t find the Magnums had asked Libby…and maybe if she was in charge of ordering there would be plenty big flat mushrooms.