Category: living wittily

  • The Holiday 3.

    Remains The Sunday in the middle of our holiday we were in Verona, and it was 35 degrees. It’s hard to do the enthusiastic tourist bit in 95 degrees F, when you’ve left a Scottish July floundering in temperatures struggling to better 60 degrees F. But we did our best and we did quite well – saw the cathedral, did the amphitheatre which felt like a brick kiln as thousands of tons of marble acted like storage heaters on full power;

    1448163piazza_dei_signori_piazza_da saw the statue of Dante the great medieval Italian poet, and the balcony where Romeo apparently invented romance while asking Juliet out.

    Lurisia_01b But one of the sights every bit as worth seeing took place under the shades of a street restaurant. As we guzzled a couple of litres of sparkling mineral water, under the shades, an elderly woman made her way along the pavement, clearly struggling and near exhausted. The woman who had tended our table went quickly into the restaurant came out with a bottle of water, and we watched (rude I know) as she downed half of it in one long guzzle, and grinned with the kind of joyful wonder usually associated with the beatific vision.

    Stk78752cor The day before our holiday ended we went to a wee family patisserie down the back streets. It was just as hot, and we had come for coffee and a not modestly sized portion of Italian cake – in my case three layered Tiramasu, while Sheila claimed a wedge of light rich lemon cheesecake. Well we sat down gratefully at the table, and the elderly proprietor came forward with a hose gushing water, signalled for us to lift our feet, and he hosed down the flagstones till they were cool – actually he did our feet as well! Then he brough over our orders and we sat in refreshing bliss, eating our cake,entirely oblivious of the existence of calories. The whole experience was a beautiful performance of hospitality to Scottish guests.

    Don’t know how much water we bought over ten days – at least a litre each in addition to other drinking water at wells and street taps. Water costs on average 2 Euro per litre, 4 at the table – so we reckon we spent £75+ on water. That isn’t a complaint – it’s a sign of how important water is. That’s probably why Jesus chose to emphasise the importance of the cup of cold water – a life restoring, life enhancing act of hospitality. An elderly shopper treated as a guest by a waitress – two Scottish Baptists hosed down by an Italian baker – parables, reminders, of how those little acts of love and care transform the world by celebrating and consolidating neighbourliness.

    And in the country of Dante, they were small indications of ‘that Love which moves the sun, and the other stars’.

  • Tacometers for donkeys but what about people?

    The installation of tacometers in long distance lorries, limiting the hours a vehicle can be driven, reduced serious accidents through driver fatigue. Just heard on the radio that horses and donkeys on Blackpool beach have been fitted with micro-chips so they can be easily identified and tabs kept on them to make sure they are not overworked. The horses draw landau carriages, and the donkey rides are a popular holiday institution. Micro-technology to regulate the working hours of horses – didn’t have those in Black Beauty’s day. You can get more details here.

    Donkey_2 There’s something vaguely biblical in a creation stewardship kind of way, about that story. (Excuse me, but the ox and ass were to enjoy the Sabbath just as much as humans, according to the 4th commandment!) Made me wonder about the working conditions and working hours of millions of children and women in the developing world, and in the burgeoning economies of China, India and elsewhere. Microchips to ensure people aren’t overworked…. hmm. Not going to happen, but somehow or other that’s another scandal needing fixed.

  • What is truth? the title of Alastair Campbell’s Diaries?

    51b2b94y6kll__aa240_ Today is the publication date for The Blair Years: Alastair Campbell’s Diaries. Yesterday I watched said Alastair Campbell on the Sunday AM Programme. Andrew Marr who usually doesn’t flinch the hard question didn’t ask it. The hard question is this:

    If you have made a career out of public relations, spin doctoring, and shaping truth to attract public approval or deflect public criticism, why should we take at face value your edited diaries?

    It’s hard to be both brilliant at obscuring, doctoring, editing, cosmetically face-lifting the truth, and at the same time claim to be convincing and compellingly reliable as a witness. So how far will the Campbell Diaries be airbrushed autobiography, how far edited personal journal, and how far political theatre?

    If Alastair Campbell’s role for a decade was to mould public perception and political reactions by controlling and editing information, and the public are now alerted to the techniques and tricks of media manipulations, one price a spin doctor pays is the skepticism and even cyncism of the public directed at said spin doctor’s own account of things.

    Which is the least of our worries – because the higher price is the loss of confidence in the politcal process, the cynicism about motivation in public office, and the apathy and complacency of a country heartily sick of being played as passive dupes. The so called fight on behalf of democracy ( a concept being promoted in the current alarm about security) may well have to focus on that democracy’s own wounded morale and weakened moral authority.

    Trust. Confidence. Integrity. Truth.What the Old Testament might call Righteousness and Justice. If these are lacking what nation can flourish? Wonder if any of these abstract nouns, which describe the moral fibre of a people, appear in the index of Alastair’s Diaries?

    41h45mx252l__aa240_ I’m currently reading the new biography of William Wilberforce, a principled politician who declined high ministerial office, and whose motivation was refreshingly transparent. Maybe it isn’t possible in today’s media governed culture, to retain power and principle, or to persuade an increasingly cynical public that the exercise of power is compatible with….trust, confidence, integrity, truth, righteousness and justice. In which case maybe we do indeed get the leaders we deserve.

  • Environmentally friendly carbon footprints?

    Live Earth Haiku

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    Live Earth rock concerts,

    Megawatt powered protest,

    Helps global warming?

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    Celebrity stars,

    When not performing for Al,

    Stamp carbon footprints.

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    Rivers of water

    From Greenland’s melting mountains,

    Make sea-levels rise.

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    The earth is the Lord’s,

    His gift to human stewards,

    Appointed to care.

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    Divine Creation,

    Fertile, fecund friendly, place,

    For humanity.

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    Save the earth, O Lord,

    Renew, replenish, restore,

    Lost Eden’s beauty.

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    The whole earth awaits

    The final coming of God,

    Greatest Gig of all!

  • Still no big flat mushrooms

    Smile3t The local Somerfield has a loose leaf folder for customer comments.

    Comments range from the valid to the unreasonable and back again via the silly. Yesterday’s offerings include:

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    • Still no big flat mushrooms!
    • Why do people leave receipts in the baskets?
    • Couldn’t find any magnums. (Think this might be the ice lolly kind, not the champagne kind – it’s Somerfields remember.)
    • In the shop today at 2.15. Libby is always helpful and very well mannered. (Well done Libby- and good to have the occasional piece of encouragement for folk who keep this shop going – a lot of the older folk in the area would miss it).

    Made me wonder about our whole culture of ‘feedback’. Is this a licence to complain, an excuse for a narkfest, or a good way of helping folk improve what they do? 75% of one day’s customer comments were negative. Bet Libby likes the idea though – and I hope her manager picks up the comment and affirms her customer service skills. And yes, I think being pleasant and helpful and well mannered is a skill. If only the person who couldn’t find the Magnums had asked Libby…and maybe if she was in charge of ordering there would be plenty big flat mushrooms.

  • Holidayz iz here!

    Ferryden Off for a few days over to the East Coast (Ferryden, pictured), where the coastal walks and coffee shops of the area provide one of nature’s important balances – exercise and food. A walk the length of St Cyrus beach – there and back – more than compensates for a steaming latte, and a fresh scone with butter and jam. Not so sure a walk from Inverbervie to Johnshaven and back totally neutralises a Bervie fish supper, but as Maureen Lipman playing her role as Jewish mother in philosophical mood might say, ‘What can it hurt?’ Either way time to wind down a bit, look outwards at the world, and defragment the hard disk.

    Will be around later in the week for Graduation at the University – seven of our students feature in the roll call and well done to them all. After Graduation a few things to tidy up before we go for our long looked forward to holiday at Lake Garda – never been there but told it’s beautiful hot and a fun place to be.

    The big bonus for our household this year is we don’t have to put Gizmo in the cattery. Our resident attack cat will stay at home, kept in the manner to which he is accustomed by Andrew. So no need to go on holiday this year ridden with guilt from the reproachful glare and morally outraged vocals of the decanted cat; nor any necessity to pay the price of two coffees and two scones a day to keep him there either.

    Blogging likely to be sporadic throughout July – a holiday is a way of telling ourselves, about blogging and a million other things, ‘Gonnae no’ dae that’. And if we ask why, the profoundly rational and existentially unanswerable reply is given, ‘Juist gonnae no?’

  • Jesus, worldview and lifestyle

    Dsc00733 Brodie has tagged me to take part in one of them meme things. Now I am by and large a good natured and co-operative person who is obliging (mostly) and accommodating (generally) so I’m going to do this. But I have to say upfront I don’t like the terminology (not Brodie’s choice) I am being asked to adopt. So what I’ve to list is

    "The five things I dig most about Jesus."

    I don’t dig anything much but the garden, the nether regions of overstocked secondhand bookshops, and perhaps I’ll have a dig here and there at opinions or behaviour which for some reason or other annoy me.  But Brodie has been courteous enough to ask, so apart from replacing the verb "to dig", I’m happy to list five things about Jesus that make a difference to how I view the world and live my life.

    1. Jesus is risen – so the world is a place where resurrection, new life and hope are forever possible, where violence is contradicted, hatred absorbed into an act of God inexhaustibly redemptive, and where those who follow Him do so defiantly hopeful into God’s future for the creation.
    2. Jesus welcomed children – so wherever children are loved he is present to bless, and wherever children are abused he is present in mercy, pray God.. and in judgement of those who cause the little ones to stumble, pray God.
    3. Jesus laughed – I believe this though the gospels don’t say he did, and I believe Jesus laughs uproariously at those who use this argument from silence to suggest the One who was accused of being a winebibber and a glutton, never enjoyed a loud guffaw at the expense of the ultra-sober.
    4. Jesus honoured women – I mean words like respect, include, listen, welcome, befriend, love, depend upon, converse with, take meals with, be touched by, cry with – I mean Jesus gave women their place at the table, their place at his side, and they were there for Him, at the cross at the end, and first at the tomb.
    5. Jesus was the teacher par excellence – the Word clever with words, the Light enlightening the slow to see, the Truth made known in personality, illustrated in image, picture and story, and the Person embodying what he taught of compassionate love, demanding grace, astringent judgement, and God-oriented trust.

    These are five things about Jesus that shape the way I look at the world, influence the way I try to live my life, discipline the way I think about other people…and keep me on the way, following after Him.

  • The day started early even for me. Boarded the plane at 6.00 am – announcement that there was ‘a baggage anomaly’, and we can’t move till it’s resolved. Ten minutes later it’s resolved, but we’ve lost our slot for take-off and landing at Gatwick – estimated take-off time now 7.55 am. In fact 7.45 we took off and 20 minutes into the flight breakfast is served – said breakfast has been kept piping hot for over two hours, and manages to appear even less appetising than usual. Manage to salvage some edible bits, then we hit turbulence and ‘tea and coffee service is suspended’.

    Britishairways586 Where else in modern life are you more restricted by a totalitarian regime than a plane once you’ve boarded it? About two feet square of space, with just enough leg room for a man my size – poor guy next to me was bigger than me horizontally and vertically. Between us, trying to avoid elbowing each other, as fragments of breakfast ascended precariously attached to the plastic fork, and the turbulence adding a bit of unpredictability, we managed to negotiate the space between us in a semi-civilised way. Took it in turns using the elbow room….! And all this as we daintily maneuovered around the items on the small plastic tray, all the deemed to be essential acoutrements of an airborne re-fuelling exercise, plastic cutlery, cup, orange carton inflated by air pressure, sugar tube, milk, salt / pepper, roll in a ballooned plastic sealed bag, kerrygold butter, and foil metal tray with previously mentioned pre-fried, long-life breakfast.(I mean the breakfast was long-life – not the eater once the dietary impact of over indulgence in this sort of thing kicks in). The one above looks better than the one I had.

    Why do we do this? I suppose cos, late plane or not, I left Glasgow at 8.00, was in Gatwick at 9.20, on a train at 9.30, in a taxi at 9.55, and in Spurgeon’s College by 10.10. Meeting finished at 1.00pm – quick lunch, then I did it all backwards and was home by 5.15 pm. And left a dirty big carbon print somewhere up there around 35,000 feet at 550 mph. Would going in the train have been greener? Would refusing breakfast have been healthier? Did the negotiated settlement of surrounding the eating arrangements contribute to peacemaking strategies? Dinna ken….but I’m glad I don’t do this all that often. It is, in the full technical, existential, social and personal senses, dehumanising.

  • Happy Birthday Sheila

    Happy Birthday SheilaSmile3t -14/06/47

    Sheila is incredibly, unbelievably, remarkably, inconceivably, astonishingly but undeniably 60 TODAY. She doesn’t look it, and I say this as an entirely impartial, disinterested, objective observer who’s jealous cos I do look my age.

    Well but it’s been a great day. As usual with me it began early, and finding right words to write on the ginormous birthday card,(decided to eschew discreet and go for attention seeking); finding written words to say important things to the one who usually knows exactly what I’m trying to say requires a little literary finesse. Then take up the early morning cup of tea, one of the routine touches of marriage collaboration evolved over decades, and as natural as holding hands. Then Sheila gets to open the prezzies – chosen by her, paid by me, and therefore the perfect gifts – what she wanted, and at a price that she didn’t need to worry about.

    Away then to work, cos birthdays don’t mean holidays – just as well cos the staff threw a lunch time surprise party for Sheila at the nursery school and she came home with a large (half eaten) cake, a bunch of gloriously rust, orange and yellow flowers, and enough money to buy something from Ortak.

    Windows2 Home for a quick change where there were more flowers, and then in to Glasgow to Windows at the Carlton George for a meal served over candlelight, with champagne, looking out over the roofs of Central Glasgow, then a wee dauner along Argyll Street, but too cold so back on the train and home…where there were more flowers, this time for the garden.

    Now I’m simply recording here my gratitude to God, that my best pal was born 60 years ago, and I’ve known her for 37 of those years, and today was unashamed celebration of the life that quality controls the happiness, wisdom and stability of our home.

  • Theological hospitality

    Acciwsunset_2 Along with systematic theology applied to pastoral purpose, history of the Christian tradition as revealed in the diversity of Christian traditions, is a major area of personal and academic research. I dislike theological culture wars where our personal interests, predispositions, prejudices, intellectual tastes are used to disenfranchise other theological styles, approaches and disciplines. You know the kind of thing.

    Systematic theology is hopelessly cerebral and abstractly conceptual and with no meaningful reference point to the REAL world. (So some practical theologians).

    Practical theology is intellectually soft, inherently pragamtic, and so relativised by context that it has little conceptual constancy other than praxis. (So some systematic theologians).

    Historical theology is (this is my daughter’s good natured take on my previous work on James Denney), studying theology written by some bloke that’s deid!

    I believe in theology – pretty well all of it. I don’t believe everything theologians write – who does? I don’t enjoy every kind of theological writing, how could you? I can’t keep up with the cataract of theological publishing as I stand beneath the waterfall, but who said I have to drink it all – just paddle, shower or swim in it!

    At its worst theology can fall into several categories: needlessly obscure, pretentiously complex, dangerously reductionist, comically naive, worryingly dogmatic, smugly exclusive, intentionally controlling, culpably ill-informed – feel free to add to the crime list.

    At its best theology can be impressively relevant, community defining, spiritually creative, healingly illuminating, inconveniently disturbing, satisfyingly or frustratingly provisional, lifestyle transforming, …add to this list too.

    The Congregational Puritan Thomas Goodwin wrote important words about theological hospitality:

    As for my part, this I say, and I say it with much integrity, I never yet took up party religion in the lump. For I have found by a long trial of such matters that there is some truth on all sides. I have found Gospel holiness where you would little think it to be, and so likewise truth. And I have learned this principle, which I hope I shall never lay down till I am swallowed up of immortanlity, and that is, to acknowledge every truth and every goodness wherever I find it.

    I’ve tried to live out that spirit of humble acknowledgement by trying not to restrict my own theological interests by not allowing qualifying adjectives in front of the word theology, to become exclusive claims to what ‘real’ theology is about. Which brings me to my long time conversation with Wesleyan theology in its various Methodist guises, and my interest in the rich legitimate diversity of the Christian spiritual traditions.

    511exkgk4hl__aa240_ David Hempton’s book Methodism. Empire of the Spirit, is not a self-consciously apologetic denominational history. It is a history of one Christian tradition; it is an analysis of rise and decline, of the search for identity and growth in diversity, of the theological style and social significance of a global Christian tradition. Later in this sentence I’m using the word "emerge" in its contemporary loaded sense,- Hempton’s account exposes the importance of social context, adaptability and marketing know-how that enables a new movement to emerge, take root and flourish. But he also shows how such movements in turn accomodate, institutionalise, and zeal and newness fade as revival gives way to routine. Which raises an important historical question – In the early days of the revival, were we seeing the eighteenth century equivalent of emerging church? Yes….and no. More of this anon.

    By the way – the photo at the start of this post is Aberdeen city – notice the protruding spires – I can recognise at least four denominations – and I knew as friends those who ministered there in the 80’s and 90’s. Theologically hospitable – as Thomas Goodwin might have said, ‘Way to go’.